很皮很沙雕的搞笑句子,幽默有趣,皮一下很开心

1.泡男孩子水温多少度合适。

What’s the right temperature for soaking

2.不擅长早起,却喜欢晚睡。

Not good at getting up early, but like to go to bed late

3.送你个指南针,省得你被我爱的找不到北。

Give you a compass, so that you can’t be found by the one I love.

4.生活不止眼前的苟且,还有你前任的喜帖。

Life is not just about the present, but also about your ex’s wedding invitation

5.假如我年少有为不自卑,老公肯定一大堆。

If I’m young, I don’t feel inferior, my husband must have a lot

6.经常被自己蠢哭,又对自己无能为力。

Often by oneself stupid cry, again to oneself helpless

7.觉得自己性格不适合上班,只适合拿奖金。

I feel that my personality is not suitable for work, only for bonus.

8.我是女生,以后我们可以成为朋友,可以叫我女朋友。

I’m a girl. We can be friends and call me girlfriend in the future.

9.白白胖胖,脱单无望。

Fat for nothing, no hope to get rid of the single

10.晚上我不敢跟你出门,太黑怕找不到你。

I dare not go out with you at night. It’s too dark to find you.

11.我每天都喊着减肥,只是吓吓肉肉而已,不必当真。

I’m yelling to lose weight every day. I’m just scaring the meat. I don’t have to take it seriously.

12.因为肚子里有太多委屈,才会有那么多小肚囊。

Because there are too many grievances in the stomach, there will be so many small stomachs.

13.可可爱爱,自由恋爱,两手插兜,谁也不爱。

Can be lovely love, free love, two hands inserted pocket, who do not love.

14.就是自然反应,别人叫美女的时候,我总是会回头。

It’s a natural reaction. When people call me beauty, I always look back.

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