我回头率还挺高的 ，基本见到好看的人我都会回头看他们 。
I have a high rate of looking back. When I see good-looking people, I always look back at them.
不想给我点赞就算了，还说什么你是奥特曼有手套点不了 。
If you don’t want to praise me, you can’t say you’re Altman with gloves.
一个人再有格局，你借他钱试试。
If a person has a pattern again, you can lend him money.
最好的朋友永远是钱包，它一瘦，我就六神无主了。
The best friend is always the purse. Once it’s thin, I’m lost.
刚才换上新衣服，在我爸面前转了一圈说，爸，有范吗？我爸奇怪的看了我一眼说：有，锅里还有汤。
Just now I put on my new clothes and turned around in front of my father, saying, Dad, do you have a fan? My father gave me a strange look and said: Yes, there is soup in the pot.
到底要吃多少辣条，才能成为辣妹。
How many spicy bars do you have to eat to become a hot girl.
晚上加班回到家，看到儿子居然剩饭！我当时就发火了，怎么不给我剩点菜！
When I came home from working overtime in the evening, I saw my son’s leftovers! I was angry at that time. Why didn’t you give me a few dishes!
这次考试考得很不错啊，只挂了两科，文科和理科。
The exam was very good, only two subjects, liberal arts and science.
叫小姐姐显得轻浮，叫美女显得老套，想了好久还是女菩萨比较清新脱俗。
Call little sister appear frivolous, call beauty appear old-fashioned, think for a long time or female Bodhisattva more fresh and refined.
其实，你本该成为一名伟大的科学家的，不过被一件事情耽误了，那就是你没脑子。
In fact, you should have become a great scientist, but you are delayed by one thing, that is, you have no brain.
失眠是因为有人梦到了你，所以你昨晚失眠不要害怕，害怕的应该是那个做了一宿噩梦的人！
Insomnia is because someone dreamed of you, so don’t be afraid of insomnia last night. It should be the person who had a nightmare all night!
卖花的小姑娘拉着我：“大哥哥买花吧一看就知道你是花心的人。”
The little girl who sold flowers pulled me: “big brother, buy flowers. I know you are a flower girl.”
科学研究表明，丑的人命更长，因为他们骑车更喜欢戴头盔。
Scientific research shows that ugly people live longer because they prefer to wear helmets when riding.
像我这样的姑娘，没有点体重能压得住美貌吗？
Can a girl like me be beautiful without weight?