人走茶凉伤感吗？不伤感！真正伤感的是：人走了，把我的茶杯也骗走了。
Is it sad for people to leave tea? Not sad! What’s really sad is that when people leave, they cheat me out of my tea cup.
你再出去晒晒太阳吧，晒得再黑一点，就没人叫你白痴了！
You go out to bask in the sun again, bask in a bit more, no one calls you idiot!
生活像是一把无情的刻刀，不仅没把你雕塑好，还一点点把你的头发剃掉。
Life is like a merciless carving knife, not only does not sculpt you well, but also shaves your hair a little bit.
当你生活不顺心的时候，不要慌。看看你的钱包和存款，哭出来就好了。
Don’t panic when your life is not going well. Just look at your wallet and savings and cry.
家事国事天下事，没钱吃饭是大事！
Family affairs, state affairs, world affairs, no money to eat is a major event!
美丽即是正义的话，那我一定是个超级大反派。
If beauty is justice, then I must be a super villain.
喜欢一个人 一定要表白 不要有遗憾 不然连对方用什么方式拒绝你 你都不知道！
Like a person must express, don’t have regret, or even the other party with what way to refuse you don’t know!
下个月打算去欧洲和美国玩玩，想请教一下去过的朋友，你们的钱都是哪里来的。
I plan to go to Europe and America next month. I want to ask my friends who have been there for a while, where do you get your money.
为什么不回我消息，太没礼貌了吧，就因为我没发？
Why don’t you return my message? It’s too impolite, just because I didn’t send it?
数学的力量是什么？抄完答案看不懂！语文的力量是什么？看完答案不想抄！
What is the power of mathematics? I can’t read the answer after copying! What is the power of Chinese? Do not want to copy after reading the answer!
星河滚烫，不如来一碗麻辣烫。
Star River hot, better a bowl of spicy hot.
听英文的歌就是好。听了半年都没烦。因为听不懂。
Listening to English songs is good. I’ve been listening for half a year. Because I don’t understand.
好马不吃回头草，这个没了继续找。
A good horse doesn’t have to look back. If this one is gone, keep looking.
世上最遥远的距离不是你在天涯，我在海角，而是考试的时候，答案就在兜里面，你却不敢拿出来。
The furthest distance in the world is not when you are at the end of the world and I am at the corner of the sea, but when you take an exam, the answer is in your pocket, but you dare not take it out.