别说我不成熟，等到我成熟的那一天，我自己自然会从树上掉下来。
Don’t say I’m immature. When I’m mature, I will fall from the tree.
我发现一个商机，别人都去撞南墙了，我去修南墙一定很赚钱。
I found a business opportunity, others have hit the south wall, I go to build the south wall must be very profitable.
对于你喜欢我这件事，我认为你做得非常对。
I think you’ve done the right thing about you liking me.
“世界上最宽广的是什么？”“考试范围。”
“What is the broadest in the world?”“ The scope of the examination. “
都说，女人是水做的，要温柔，不能乱发脾气，女朋友越宠越可爱，其实，我也是水做的，只不过是雪碧，带点气滴，要捧着，不能晃。
It is said that women are made of water. They should be gentle and can’t lose their temper. The more favorite their girlfriends are, the more lovely they are. In fact, I am also made of water, just sprite. I want to hold it with a little air drop and can’t shake it.
尽量撮合身边的同学吧，以后会省很多 份 子 钱。
Try to match up the students around you, you will save a lot of money in the future.
偶尔幽生活一默你会觉得很爽，但生活幽你一默就惨了。
Once in a while, you will feel very happy when you live a quiet life, but you will be miserable when you live a quiet life.
结婚就是这样，找对了人，一辈子浪漫变老；找错了人，一辈子华山论剑！
Marriage is like this, find the right person, a lifetime of romantic aging; Find the wrong person, a lifetime of Huashan sword!
到了一定的年纪，会在你耳边轻轻唱歌，喜欢你的肉体，还会送你包包的，就只剩下蚊子了。
At a certain age, you will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you bags, only mosquitoes left.
锄禾日当午，上学真辛苦，一进去学校，罚站一下午。
Weeding day in the afternoon, go to school really hard, one into the school, a fine station afternoon.
今朝有酒今朝醉，生活不要太疲惫。
Today’s wine, today’s drunk, life is not too tired.
我妈问我怎么在卫生间那么久都不出来，我没敢告诉她：我路过镜子时被自己迷住了。
My mother asked me why I didn’t come out in the bathroom for so long. I didn’t dare tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.
“如果我出轨了怎么办？”“那我就睁一只眼闭一只眼！”“真的？”“嗯，瞄准了再开枪！”
“What if I cheat?”“ Then I’ll turn a blind eye! ““ Really? ““ Well, you have to aim before you shoot! “
月考的唯一好处，让我们知道向谁要作业答案比较正确。
The only advantage of the monthly exam is to let us know who to ask for homework from, and the answer is more correct.